Monday, January 11, 2010

E-Mailed Joke

A man visits the dentist to have a tooth extracted.

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.

"I can't do the gas thing The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!" the patient replied.

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet."

The patient says,

"Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!"

6 Comments:

Blogger furiousBall said...

ba dum dum ching

January 11, 2010 9:53 AM  
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January 11, 2010 7:47 PM  
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January 12, 2010 10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

QUAAACCKK!!!

January 14, 2010 8:56 PM  
Blogger KL from NYC said...

Funny Joke. Funny comment. Glad to see you still have your sense of humor. I'm still unemployed and about to lose mine [my sense of humor not my mind]. Hopefully that will change soon [the unemployment, not the sanity situation].
BTW, two international comps of Beatle's wannabees at MichaelVee.LiveJournal.com.
Take care.

February 04, 2010 7:45 PM  
Blogger Craig D said...

KL: As you know, some days (or weeks, or month) are better than others. Hold onto your sense of humor, pal.

February 10, 2010 9:47 AM  

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