XIX

Do you know what you were doing nineteen years ago, today?

I know what I was doing; I was getting married!

And guess what?

I'm still married!

(As my friend, Bernie, frequently asks, "How does she stand it?")

I dunno, other than the law of inertia states that objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

To my wife, Michelle, I say, "Thanks for nearly two decades of martial bliss! Oh, and thanks for the daughter, too."