Monday, November 06, 2006

Sycophant Joke Template Idea


Do you know someone who is a sycophant? A Toady? An Apple Polisher? An A$$ Kisser?

If so, feel free to use this joke idea I cooked up:

"If Baskin-Robbins ever came up with a flavor-of-the-month called "[Boss' Name]'s Butt" then [Sycophant's Name] would never leave the ice cream parlor!"



You're welcome...

10 Comments:

Blogger Dirk_Star said...

How did you know something was missing from my wallet? You were in my house, weren't you? You conservative fiend! I want that condom returned!

http://jestersrap.blogspot.com/

November 09, 2006 1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just meandering around and found your blog! I find you witty and charming. Stop by any time for some sweet tea.

November 11, 2006 8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would you put a link to Dirk Star's blog on your site...if you were aware of who he really is, and his past, you would not sully your site.

November 13, 2006 4:31 PM  
Blogger Craig D said...

But you see, that's the beauty of the deal! I am blissfully unaware of such things! BADA BOOM - BADA BING!

As for you, Mr. Tirebiter, your reputation as a spy and a "girl delighter" precede you...

November 13, 2006 4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, there's wrong, and then there's lampshade wrong...

I am so proud of you right now.

May I call you, son?

I'm going to name my first child after you.

Egg-a-lina... Nice ring to it.

November 14, 2006 6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what happened...

As god is my witness, I was only having sex with my Neocon robot girlfriend.

We couldn't have picked a better time to have a baby though.

You should see what they're going for on Ebay!

November 15, 2006 8:58 AM  
Blogger Craig D said...

You mean Ebaby, don't you?

You'll probably end up not selling, though. That's what happened to me...

November 15, 2006 10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, I'm just warming up...

I am a Renaissance man.

Stay tuned!

November 18, 2006 10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You might want to participate in "Make Your Metaphor"...

November 29, 2006 8:03 AM  
Blogger Craig D said...

Yeah, ww, I might...

If I knew what that was!

Thanks for stopping by!

November 29, 2006 9:59 AM  

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