Sycophant Joke Template Idea
Do you know someone who is a sycophant? A Toady? An Apple Polisher? An A$$ Kisser?
If so, feel free to use this joke idea I cooked up:
"If Baskin-Robbins ever came up with a flavor-of-the-month called "[Boss' Name]'s Butt" then [Sycophant's Name] would never leave the ice cream parlor!"
You're welcome...
posted by Craig D at 4:31 PM
10 Comments:
How did you know something was missing from my wallet? You were in my house, weren't you? You conservative fiend! I want that condom returned!
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Just meandering around and found your blog! I find you witty and charming. Stop by any time for some sweet tea.
Why would you put a link to Dirk Star's blog on your site...if you were aware of who he really is, and his past, you would not sully your site.
But you see, that's the beauty of the deal! I am blissfully unaware of such things! BADA BOOM - BADA BING!
As for you, Mr. Tirebiter, your reputation as a spy and a "girl delighter" precede you...
Dude, there's wrong, and then there's lampshade wrong...
I am so proud of you right now.
May I call you, son?
I'm going to name my first child after you.
Egg-a-lina... Nice ring to it.
I don't know what happened...
As god is my witness, I was only having sex with my Neocon robot girlfriend.
We couldn't have picked a better time to have a baby though.
You should see what they're going for on Ebay!
You mean Ebaby, don't you?
You'll probably end up not selling, though. That's what happened to me...
Dude, I'm just warming up...
I am a Renaissance man.
Stay tuned!
You might want to participate in "Make Your Metaphor"...
Yeah, ww, I might...
If I knew what that was!
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